Step One: Start with a Dirty Pig

dirty pig

Step Two: Start with a Pig Who Likes To Shower (see his smile?)

smiling pig in shower

Step Three: Prepare to Get Wet (payback for your toddler bathtimes)

washing a pig

Step Four: Don’t Forget the Ears

washing a pig

Step Five: Don’t Forget the Belly

washing a pig Step Six: Rinse Well

washing a pig

Step Seven: Hope the Judge Isn’t Looking the Other Way During Your Close-Up (there’s always next year…)

Connor and pig in the show ring