Step One: Start with a Dirty Pig
Step Two: Start with a Pig Who Likes To Shower (see his smile?)
Step Three: Prepare to Get Wet (payback for your toddler bathtimes)
Step Four: Don’t Forget the Ears
Step Five: Don’t Forget the Belly
Step Six: Rinse Well
Step Seven: Hope the Judge Isn’t Looking the Other Way During Your Close-Up (there’s always next year…)