How to Wash a Pig

Step One: Start with a Dirty Pig

Step Two: Start with a Pig Who Likes To Shower (see his smile?)

Step Three: Prepare to Get Wet (payback for your toddler bathtimes)

Step Four: Don’t Forget the Ears

Step Five: Don’t Forget the Belly

 Step Six: Rinse Well

Step Seven: Hope the Judge Isn’t Looking the Other Way During Your Close-Up (there’s always next year…)